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flamingo walked so hbk could run is all i’m saying.

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Comic page consisting of 4 panels with the characters of superman and batman walking through the watchtower and the flash (wally west) from DC.  Panel 1: Superman's hand is on batman's shoulder as he talks to him. SUPERMAN: "wow B! you're a phenomenal actor. I didn't know you could cry on command like that!" Panel 2: batman is closer to the viewer, superman is surprised at his answer.  BATMAN: It was easy, I just let myself cry for a few seconds. SUPERMAN: what? BATMAN: I am always on the verge of tears.  Panel 3: Superman is rubbing the back of his neck and looking towards the floor. SUPERMAN: b- that's not normal. BATMAN: Of course it is, Clark. SUPERMAN: No- no it's not- Wally! Back me up! Panel 4: the flash is seen drinking with a straw in the watchtower cafeteria with a question mark above his head. next to him is a pile of empty cups like the one in his hands and a stack of empty plates on the table. In the background vigilante (greg sanders) and shining knight are visible.ALT
The page has 5 panels, the 1st is a the width of the page, panels 2-4 are a third of the width, and the 5th is the same size as the 1st.  Panel 1: Superman is now turned towards wally who has zipped over to meet them, a visible red trail of his path follows him. Batman's shoulder takes up the left corner. FLASH: What's up supes? SUPERMAN: wally- are you always on the verge of tears?  Panel 2: Superman stands next to the flash who is holding the same drink from before in his hands. FLASH: of course Panel 3: Superman is closer, with a hand raised as the flash stands behind him in the same spot, a neutral expression on his face. SUPERMAN: See? It's not- What? Panel 4: Superman has turned back to flash and looks confused as flash continues to drink with a hand on his hip.  Panel 5: Superman stares at the flash as he explains, with batman nodding along in the foreground. FLASH: I'm always on the verge of tears, it's normal?ALT
A page with 5 panels, split into two, two and 1. the first two are roughly half the width and so are the second, and the last is the full width of the page.  Panel 1: Superman taking a deep breath with his eyes closed and his hands clasped together infront of his mouth.  Panel 2: Superman leaning forward with his hands together as he gestures at flash off screen. SUPERMAN: That's- But you're always so- ??? chipper?  Panel 3: the flash has his pointer finger rasied and a neutral expression.  Panel 4: the flash has a smirk/grin on his face as he finishes his explaination, with a hand raised in the rock'n'roll sign and pointed at his chest. The speech bubble bridges panel 3 & 4 to read: FLASH:  I mean it's that or dropping dead and I kinda like the whole zoom zoom hero thing! Panel 5: A zoom out of batman and flash standing to the side as superman stares at the two of them in shock. Flash is still drinking from his cup and batman is neutrally glaring at nothing. behind them the green lantern (john stewart) is walking in the background. There is an arrow pointing at superman's head with the word "normal" written at the end.ALT

This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

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Mystery Abounds in Lee Madgwick’s Uncanny Paintings of Derelict Buildings

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In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more “wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the ‘download now’ overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately).” This should literally be illegal to do.

Edit: this is blowing up so I just wanted to add (haha ad) that this was my “reasonable request” I also think there should be way more and way stricter laws around all advertising in general. I think most advertising as we know it today should be abolished.

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He’s so fucking stupid <3

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Audio: A cartoonish “bonk” as the cat hits the tank followed by a person’s muffled laughter

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rthko:

I recently saw a post with Fran Lebowitz saying, “a book isn’t supposed to be a mirror; it’s supposed to be a door,” and it made me think about the state of “representation” discourse online. I thought back to an anon I once received from someone who claims to get “secondhand embarrassment” from “drag queens, leather daddies, and kinksters with pup hoods acting like they represent all gays.” Many thought my response was too harsh, that I ought to show more sympathy to people who do not “relate” to nor feel “represented” by these modes of queer being. Blame it on online fandom, blame it on heteronormativity, but we are too concerned with “relatability.” It is the sort of “relatability” advertising executives concern themselves with, or “relatability” of people who treat their online presence as a “brand.” It is a notion I find alien to queer art and culture.

I have never done drag, nor do I consider myself a part of the leather community beyond befriending others who do and owning some gear. I do not “relate” to these expressions in any vulgar, literal sense, but they are still deeply resonant. And how many of these individuals truly “relate” to the images they peform? Drag artists and leatherfolk are purveyors of fantasy. In their daily lives, they might not be bikers, rockstars, pop divas, or mythical beasts, but they reinvent themselves through metaphors and performances. These theatrical performances are no more absurd than the quotidian performances expected by cis straight society. Larry Mitchell writes, “The faggots act out their fantasies without believing them to be real. The men act out their fantasies always proclaiming that they are real.“

This could explain why literal attempts at relatability are often less resonant than campy extravogant fantasies. I once wrote a rant about how Taylor Swift is not a gay icon, and an anon smugly told me, "Taylor makes music for everyone and not just gays.” Yes, I suppose she does make music for “everyone,” in the same way that the Midwestern weather reporter voice is the universal accent of the English speaking world. But diva worship was never about “relating;” rather, it’s about survival through the evocation of patron saints of strength and glamor. Most celebrity or mass media attempts at “relatability” are at best clueless or at worst insulting. I would much rather participate in a campy fantasy, which is in its own right more “real.” Susan Sontag describes camp as the “farthest extension, in sensibility, of the metaphor of life as theater.”

I am not telling anyone to stop pushing for the recognition of diverse stories. This is crucial! But the recognition of queer stories should also come with an understanding of queer modes of resonance. When has John Waters ever produced something "relatable?” Who cares? His work resonates, in fact, more than a lot of “safe” gay media that should be all accounts be more “relatable.” The “average” listener would not necessarily relate to SOPHIE. They may find her work otherwordly or downright unsettling. But she did not produce music for the “average” listener, at least not before the rest of the musical landscape dragged to catch up with her. Adam Zmith writes: “Inside SOPHIE’s words, performances and final act is the queer utopia of always grasping, always dreaming of a freer life.” We are living the wildest dreams of our former, closeted selves, but we are still always grasping, never quite satiated. Queer art is not just autobiographical but aspirational. Let art be a door.

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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Saw a cool poster on a walk recently

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Reblogging this just to say: I do not have the answers to any of your questions about this poster. I was just on a walk. Thank you.

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never beating the only capable of doing one task a day allegations

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